The New Arrivals

A newcomer waits within the locker room, who goes by the name of Lord Xenu. He believes he is the reincarnation of an alien overlord that use to go by the name of The Galactic Overlord Xenu who the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of his people to Earth in DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes and killed them using hydrogen bombs. And that they form around people in modern times, causing them spiritual harm.The pure aura of Xenu is wickedness and on the other side close to psychiatric insanity. His prime goal in life is to cleanse the humanity of all its wickedness.

He slowly begins to pace from one corner of the room to the other as he slowly begins to mumble to himself in a low tone voice. "Thetans there all infected with thetans..." He continues to mumble to himself about over and over again.

His pacing quickly began to quicken as within a instant he grabbed a chair that laid next to him hurling it at the nearest window to him breaking it through. Causing glass to shatter outside of the locker room. Xenu leaned outside of the broken glass and shout out of it is random nonsense, as he placed his hand on some broken glass that quickly began to make him bleed. "This is it its time for me to make my return into this world of humans and cleanse there body of there thetans." Xenu replied as he slowly then looked to the left outstide the broken window looking at another wrestler and screams out. "You must be cleansed. It is your time to be cleansed."

(OOC: Wow good RP.. the whole alien cleansing humanity gimmick is like well twisted what deep recesses of the your mind did you have to dig through to come up with that?)

Outside, beyond the window Xenu is looking is El Lobo.
The Latino is currently, washing his El Camino, or really two latino girls are washing it and he is watching with a beer in a his hand.
The screams of the madman inside, catches El Lobo's interest for a moment, and the Latino wrestler looks up.
'Hey...Pendejo, you mind..I'm trying to rid my mind of Y-Girl by watching my chicas wash my car jeffe...They are cleaning as good as it gets..'
El Lobo motions with his free hand over towards the two soap covered girls who squirms over his car.
'Cleaning in progress bitch...Now shut it, or I come up and shut it for you...'

"You are filled with thetans that must be cleansed you human. I am Lord Xenu the reincarnation of original Galactic Overlord Xenu. Do to him I am here to help you humans by cleansing your body of thetans even if I have to get rid of all the human bodies on Earth to cleanse them. Which includes your filthy self." Xenu replied as he headed back into the locker room and grabbed a paint bucket from out in the main hall. And tosses out of his locker room window on to El Lobo's El Camino which collides with the wind shield smashing it in and painting it bright purple all over the cars hood.

"Now how about your puny human self come up here, so I cleanse your body by destroying it."

El Lobo watches the paint and the ruined windshield, as the women who were cleaning it up runs away screaming.
"Pendejo......" he mutters as he reaches a hand over to caress the tarnished hood of his car.
"Bastardo, I was getting her ready to take out Y-G..." El Lobo mutters again..
The eyes of the Latino darkens and his muscles tenses up as he turns to face Xenu hiding behind the window again.
"Mother *BEEP* I'm going to *BEEP* and *BEEP* so *BEEP* you get that you *BEEP*!" The Latino yells as he rips off his shirt.
"In the ring Pendejo..In the ring, your blood will rid the stains of my beauty!"

"Pendejo? Bastardo? I'm sorry but I don't speek like an illegal alien. Even though I am an alien. So how about this, I accept your challenged. And in the end of it all we'll see who's face is smashed like that car of yours next to you." Xenu goes back into his lockroom as this time a molt cocktail comes hurrling out the window and landing on the hood of the El Camino catching it on fire. "Oh and your right that car of yours and burning hot. szzzzz" Xenu replied while looking of the window.