The Crash Landing

Within the building of near by wrestlers a large earthquake accord which seemed something from outside was the cause from it. As everyone came stumbling out of the building they could see what looked like a large alien space craft which crashed landed in the parking lot. Several of the wrestlers looked dumb founded as the alien spacecrafts door hatch became unhinged and flew open.

And out of the space craft came what looked like a slime organism which seemed to be scanning over all the wrestlers. And within a few seconds had shape shift into what looked like a wrestler too but with a completely knew style behind it. As the Alien stood up and replied "Humans of earth, I have come to your thetan infested planet to rid you of your thetans that my great great great great great... great great ancestor caused 1 billion years ago. If any of you would like to be rid of those thetans please stand up now and raise your hand, so that I may heal you from your thetans."

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"You? You want to be healed by my gracious gift of removing your thetans? Then come here you human and lets begin." The wrestlers look as the other new comer as graciously accepted the gift from this unknown species. Walking closer to it the human stands side by side. Then as gently the alien place his hand on his shoulder and within a instant tries to apply the Mortal Thetan Remover finisher. The human stood shock for a second as the alien looked down on him. "You carry way to many thetans it looks like your going to need more than one treatment. Meat me in the ring you puny human but before I go tell me your name so that I know who it is that I may have to kill. Now you can call me Lord Xenu."

well um space dude man thingy um my name is like ummmmmmmm oh yeah die and get ready cause im going to kick some greany alieany slimey ass well wait do u have an ass if you don't then were am i going to stick my foot up mannnn i wish i had a lot of legs or tentacles like you do so i can stick them up your ass and im going to stop u from taking over the world besides im going to have my guns with me.

die wrote:well um space dude man thingy um my name is like ummmmmmmm oh yeah die and get ready cause im going to kick some greany alieany slimey ass well wait do u have an ass if you don't then were am i going to stick my foot up mannnn i wish i had a lot of legs or tentacles like you do so i can stick them up your ass and im going to stop u from taking over the world besides im going to have my guns with me.

This is an OOC post, to show Die of what I meant in the chat.

Die studies the Alien before him and tilts his head. "Well um...Space Dude, Man, Thingy..Um, my name is like" he pauses for a moment. "Oh yeah -Die- and get ready cause I'm going to kick some greany alieny slimey ass." He moves a hand to rest upon his sidearm. "You do have an ass? If you dont then where am I going to stick my foot up man?" to put more weight upon his words, and to ensure the Alien understands what he is saying, Die holds up his left foot to indicate what he is talking about. "I wish I had alot of legs or tentacles like you, so I can stick them up your ass. And I'm going to stop you from taking over the world. " He pulls his two pistols and holds them up in the air. "With these!"

"Very well puny human if you believe you can take me on. I'll meet you in that ring and I'll finish your thetan infested body with my thetan remover. And after I'm done with you I'll begin to rid everyones thetans in the world." Lord Xenu replied as he grabbed a hold of Die's shirt and tossed him across the road to where all the other wrestlers stood still. "And if any of you believe you can stop me as well, well go ahead and try." Xenu replied.

" O My God' Die replied. Die was waiting until every wrestler in the line they formed to beat lordxenu was gone but it took days " zzzzzzzzz" Die woke up when he heard a hard slam and lordxenu had just finished his match with a motorcycle gang [ambulance siren] outside there were so many ambulance's Die lost count.right when lordxenu was going to say something die said fast " I'm going to kick your asssssssss!!!!!!!!" he said and sounded piste.