Worthy Writings - Devil's Revenge 19/07/08

by Paulley Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:46 am

Hello the voice over begins and welcome to the "Worthy Writings" report with this week's host GEW commentator Christine.. the crowd cheer as Christine strolls out to the center of the studio. Hi Guys.. im sorry if im not my usual self today but the Devil's Revenge show this week was... well... it was traumatic... but i will let john fill you in on the details.

The camera switches to an outside report taking place near a police station

Hi Christine, well im afraid to say that we have had no official word but it appears El Lobo has been arrested for the suspected murder of one of the GEW officials... we have had reports this whole situation is revolving around some suspected bribery of referees and the devious 'BBC' Richard Anthony... which wouldn't surprise me as both Lobo and BBC's Paulley were scheduled to face Kaluani in seperate GEW Intercontinental Championship matches following the result of last weeks Elemental Tournament... back to you Christine

Yes well Lobo's arrest set things in a spin, and im not just talking about his relationship with Yellow Girl, as his incarceration left Kaluani the winner by DQ in the first title match while the second match saw Paulley dominate the main of the match only to have Kaluani make a comeback and force Paulley to submit and retain the belt... thank you Kaluani for that but what came next well none of us knew about...

You know what? I don't want this belt anymore. But you all know, I won't give it away this easily. During next GYB, i will announce two people for the belt and they both will meet in an awesome ladder match! And whoever wins it wins the belt!

And just like that we are guaranteed a new champion next week.

In a match of debuts this week ppcimbom wrestled LilEky to a draw, while the first time pairing of Nick Dynamite and Tony Atlas as the Aussie Annihilators got the judges decision over the jake and Dark Jake.

Wonderbread forced Mean-Machine to tap out and in a demanded rematch from last week dabest was able to force Mattju Hardy to tap out also. While TINYTOM pulled out an impressive win against ultimate clown

Lord Xenu's debut on Earth!!.. no seriously.. saw him pin die after his Thetan Remover, but die's luck continued to drop as after the match Chris xk hit him with a XKO and we dont have a clue why?

However this would by no means be the last appearance from xk on this night. oh no he had his final rematch at the GEW Heavyweight Champion MR OK. Though this was no ordinary match, it was a Hardcore match that could not end until a clear winner was decided something xk's been waiting for and with the disappearance of the crooked ref well this was xk's chance and he took it becoming th new champ after pinning OK following a devastating X K O.

Chris xk has made alot of enemies at the top so all we can say is how long will the xk era last?

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(OOC: if an admin could move this to the right section it would be handy)