Interview From County Jail

by Guest Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:19 am

I'm John McIntyre and I report live from County Jail where the GEW Wrestler El Lobo, both hated and loved by the audience is located til further notice for suspicion of murder.
'El Lobo, what do you have to say to your defense, I mean burning down a Refere's house..Same refere that judged a draw between you and Paulley and thus cheated you of the IC Title?'

'Gringo..I was no where near that house homie. I wont say I'm sorry for the coulo's house burning down, but I did kill no man..See, I was occupied elsewhere...'

'Yes, the Police stated such but you refrain or even object to state where you were...I mean, considering your ties to local Gangs and criminal activities is that a wise decision?'

'Listen up Jeffe...I'm Latino, we have a code, we have a creed..I am the Jungle and what goes on in the jungle stays in the jungle..I wont give up noone. God knows, who ever I was with knows, I know...I don't care what no Ameri-can't thinks.'

'Riiight...Soo anyhow, there are rumours you'll be released..Tell us, what will you do when you get back out..Back in the ring so to speak?'

'First..I'm gonna buy flowers for Mi Chica..She went through hell..Second, I'm gonna get my shot at the title, if I'm soo gonna have to beat it into Kaluani's head..Third, Paulley is going down, you can write that down Jeffe...That is D-O-W-N..'

'Well then, I thank you for the cooperation Lobo, and now back to the studio...This is John McIntyre reporting live from County Jail..'