The New IC Champion

Lord Xenu's music hits the air as his screaming entrance video goes off and down the ramp walks Xenu towards the ring proudly as he holds his belt over his shoulder. The crowds begins to angerly chant names at him. "You suck Xenu... Go back to your own planet and thetan your self off... Xenu sucks...boooooo..." Soon Xenu makes his way into the ring and reaches with a open hand to the sky as a microphone is thrown from the side of the ring into his hand.

"As you can see. You puny humans that you have now an a true illegal alien with your title and honestly I think I shall keep it. Now Yellow girl its sucks for you for what Lobo did to you, but honestly I think this belt here honestly does deserve to be in my arms. Because you puny thetan infested humans could never grasp the true feeling of excellence as myself... Now I do have one thing to say is this. Hey Yo Paulley, I know this whole thing was from you and BBC now tell me what in the hell do you want?."